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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Divriage

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge

Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.

Etymology: from diverage

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Titamizing

Created by: naturi

Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing

Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.

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COMMENTS:

Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00

- erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00

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Lookiethere

Created by: burnvictim

Pronunciation: look-e-there

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Sublimisinterpret

Created by: paperpieces

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Misvisualize

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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Eyeaside

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: eye - a - side

Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.

Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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